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Is He Gay?Is He Gay?The following signs may help you decide if your boyfriend or -husband may be gay. He may be gay if: -his razor is in the bath tub or shower. -his magazine collection contains Men’s Fitness Magazines. -his magazine collection contains a lot of fashion magazines. -he works in retail. -he does regular facials. -he actually likes to dance. -he doesn’t have a lisp but it sounds like he does. -he has had sex with another man. -his music collection contains Christina or Justin. -he is still walking when the treadmill hits 6 miles per hour. He’s likely gay if: -he likes gay pornography. -he’s a waiter. -his name is Chad, Jeremy or Josh. -he shaves his body hair. -he has a d--k in his mouth. -he calls his male friends girlfriend. -he calls anything fabulous. -he watches day time television, or any show about cooking or decorating -he watches Will & Grace. -when he is asked if he is gay, he has to think about his answer and answers in a politically correct way. -he has a loofah in the shower. -he works at: The Gap, Old Navy or The Banana Republic. -he is obsessed with body image. -his music collection contains a lot of house or techno. -he knows who Margaret Cho is. He’s more than likely gay if: -he’s a hairdresser. -he likes hardcore supposedly straight pornography, the harder it is, the gayer he is. -he has more underwear than you. -his diet contains any of the following: E, K, G Crystal or Poppers. -he spends a lot of time dancing with his shirt off. -he chooses to go by Stephen, Patrick or Jonathan. when asked if he is gay, he aggressively answer that he is straight. -he’s had a d--k in both hands - one in his mouth and one in his butt at the same time. -he prefers to have sex with other men. -he also has a boyfriend. -most of his female friends are overweight. -he is far more attractive than you. -he has more girlfriends than guy friends. -his wardrobe consists of shirts that have Old Navy, Gap, Banana Republic or Abercrombie logos on them. -he watches Friends. -he knows what a loofah is. -he lives in the city and still drives a pick up truck. -he’s a male figure skater. -his music collection contains any of the following: Madonna, Britney, Kylie, Barbara, Celine, Shania or Cher. He’s definitely gay if: -if he has ever been involved in a gay bashing. -he is not the parent of a male figure skater, yet, he likes watching figure skating. Lindsay Wincherauk is a co-author of Seed's Sketchy Relationship Theories - A Guide to the Perils of Dating (How not to become a bar regular). For more info visit http://www.seedenterprises.com
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